Sit-N-Mow
Some fuckstick stole my lawn mower from our carport last night. I had moved it out of our storage building cause we had a party and I didn't want people to have to step over the mower to get to the extra fridge where we keep our alcomahol. I forgot to put it back after the party and somebody decided they should own it instead. Probably some crackhead who sold it 20 minutes later for a hit. Better hope that's what it was cause if I find somebody in my neighborhood mowing with my mower...it will officially be on. Can't imagine somebody so stupid.
I'm beliefless about this...I have no belief...3 months ago both of our cars were broken into...and now this. It's not like we live in a bad neighborhood. Damn we're in a great neighborhood.
I expect Karma can be a bitch when you involve sharp blades on mechanical, um, machines. So whoever you are, watch your shins you dickweed.
Kicked in the junk, no doubt.
TripJax
I'm beliefless about this...I have no belief...3 months ago both of our cars were broken into...and now this. It's not like we live in a bad neighborhood. Damn we're in a great neighborhood.
I expect Karma can be a bitch when you involve sharp blades on mechanical, um, machines. So whoever you are, watch your shins you dickweed.
Kicked in the junk, no doubt.
TripJax
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